I'm sure that Mr. von Strangle has already put up his rules and expectation for his class- and I do have to say that like him, there are some things I won't tolerate in my class either.

However, if you at least come talk with me prior to class or afterward about why you were late or can't participate, I'll at least consider not giving you a tardy mark or deeming you've skipped.

Also- we'll be starting archery this week, so make sure to bring comfortable clothes for class. If there's anything you need, feel free to contact me any time- my door's usually open.

- Firion

Tags: firion, high school virus

Keh! And then people wonder why the hell I skip class. The teachers just keep piling shit up on ya the closer you get to break, plus most of 'em are bat shit insane to begin with.

Just take my advice! If ya don't wanna to go class, then just don't go. Trust me, life's a whole lot easier that way.

[Oh yeah, and he'll be in human form during this, which means black hair and no puppy dog ears. So just ignore how he looks in the icons]

Tags: high school virus, inuyasha
Current Mood: aggravated

Students, I know that some of you are having a bit of trouble getting to my class because of Mr. Excalibur's extended lectures, but I urge you to skip out at the end of the first hour. He won't even notice, trust me.

To provide you with some extra incentive, we'll be having a special class this afternoon, so please make sure you show up! We'll be dissecting some very rare creatures today. If you don't come, you may never have the opportunity to see one of these magnificent creatures up close, let alone get up close and personal with their amazing and unique anatomy.

I've collected the following critically endangered creatures for today's class:
Sumatran Orangutan
Red Wolf
Arabian Leopard - Nena Trinity
California Condor
Red-headed Vulture
Fiji Crested Iguana
Bloody Bay Poison Frog
Spotted Handfish
Daggernose Shark
Caribbean Electric Ray
And as a special treat - a baby Humpbacked Whale!

I'd like everyone in my class to sign up here with the creature they want to dissect. I think we'll need a couple for the whale, so feel free to team up. Four is probably the minimum we'll need for that one.

Tags: dr. stein

The following students must report in this afternoon for detention:

Devit
Dietrich von Lohengrin
Emoticon
Ggio Vega
Gilbert Beilschmidt
Grimjoww
Hwoarang
Jin Kazama
Kaito Kuroba
Kamina
Kanji Tatsumi
Leila
Matt
Michael Trinity
Nate Grey
Nabiki Tendou
Nena Trinity
Rock Howard
Rock Light
Simon
Tyki Mikk
Setsuna F. Seisei
Sonoko Suzuki
Wanda Maximoff
Yosuke Hanamua
Ys

Failure to report in on time will result in further punishment, which may include added hours to detention, demerits, or a trip to the Principle's Office. If you believe that you have been wrongly accused, then you may submit a formal complaint to the Disciplinary Committee, and your case will be reviewed at a later time.

For those students who insist on skipping out on detention... don't even bother. I will hunt you down, and I will force you to go. As Head of the Disciplinary Committee, it's my duty to make sure that those who break the rules are punished accordingly.

[Locked to Teachers and Faculty // Unhackable]

For the more serious troublemakers, I believe we may need to begin implementing harsher punishments. It's becoming increasingly difficult to force certain students to serve in detention, and I feel that it might not be enough to deter them from their bad behavior.

Your thoughts on this matter?

((OOC: If I missed anyone, just let me know, and I'll edit your name into the list!))

Tags: high school virus, naoto shirogane
Current Location: The Principle's Office
Current Mood: busy

To all the student who attend my Dark Arts class, whatever who they are, we are going to have a tournament against the members of the magic class. Don't disappoint your teacher, you know I don't take defeating well and there's just so much people I can turn into a snail before it gets boring.

In the next class you are going to learn how to dry out the venom of an Acromantula, and no, no one said that the spider needs to be dead for that.

Dumble, dear, remember that I told you the students need to practice the new deathly spells? We are having some duels against your pathetic students this Wednesday. You all are warned.

Tags: eris, high school virus

Is it true that sophomore are being required to take sex ed. this year?

...

I'm not going.

There should be a law.

[It's her free period, so she's ~*roaming the hallways*~-- feel free to interact face-to-face if you want why yes I AM making good use of the potential for open posts while we have it, why do you ask?]

Tags: azula
Current Location: The hallways of DDD High School
Current Mood: disgusted

As Miss Nill has informed you-but which I will remind you again just to be on the safe side, all library books are to returned by Friday for a stocktake.

On Thursday, I will be extending the library opening hours by two hours to allow any late comers to return books, and to make up for Friday's early closing.

Additionally, whilst Miss Nill is of course a fabulous help, I am still asking for volunteers to help in the library.
I am not promising that there will be very expensive chocolate for anyone who decides to help us with stocktaking, but there will definitely be very expensive chocolate in the general vicinity and if it is eaten by very nice considerate students, that would be perfectly fine by me.

Other notices:
I would like to say this to whomever felt the urge to Do What They Did with that jar of mayonnaise: It was not funny, and you will be found out.

Whomever wrote 'I love Mister Lucifer' in the margin of 'Spider's Web 13', I appreciate the sentiment, but please refrain from vandalising library property.

Whomever wrote 'I love Mister Vargas' in the margin of 'The Universe and How to Avoid it', I'm sure he appreciates the sentiment, but please refrain from vandalising library property.

Whomever wrote 'I love Ms Von Karma' in the margin of 'Legal Matters vol.7', I'm sure she appreciates the sentiment, but please refrain from vandalising library property.

All students, please refrain from engaging in heavy petting in the library. You know who you are. Also, please explain to me why exactly it is that most of it takes place in the Science Fiction section.

Anything that you want to be added to the notice board, please run by me here. There is a reason it has a plastic covering, and it is not for blu tacking notices onto.

Thank you for reading-
Head Librarian
Kuroro Lucifer

[Locked to Staff]
After stocktaking, I'll be making my orders for the new year. If there is anything off curriculum you'd like me to stock, just ask, and I'll see what I can do.

Albus, please warn me if any magical books you'd like are particularly lively.

((ooc:Feel free to be the culprit of any of the above!))

Tags: high school virus, kuroro lucifer
Current Mood: calm

I thought since it's the holidays, I would give a present to our most gracious principle and all our staff and students.

I present to you:

WHAT HAPPENS BEHIND CLOSED DOORS AT DDD HIGH

[Pretend that what's here is a flash game in which you play as Franzy whipping random 'students' for points. Bonus points if you hit a teacher. Includes simulated blood splatters and recorded quotes from Franzy herself. Background music? Some random domanatrix music. Bonus level is whipping Excalibur.]

And so, the work of the mysterious programmer has been presented! I will enjoy to see my thank you cards~

-Shadowcat

Tags: franziska, high school virus, kitty pryde
Current Mood: amused

Students and Staff -

Thank you for all the contributions to the Holiday Canned Food Drive! It is important to remember those in need over the holiday season, and any thing you can do to help is greatly appreciated.

The collection boxes are still in the music office and the cafeteria, and will be there until the end of the week.

If you are interested in donating in another form, or wish to find out more about ways that you can help the needy, feel free to talk to Student Teacher Elloran at any time.

Thank you for your help!
- Elloran

Tags: elloran, high school virus
Current Mood: chipper

Bonjour!

Just a note for my French Class students:
Sorry about my absense last week, my dear students. Small family emergency, you know how it is. I trust you treated the substitute well? I know she forgot to assign homework, but no one reminded her! For shame everyone. I guess I should learn not to expect better of you...

Anyway! Because you didn't get it last week, your assignment is this (Pretend this is in french, kay?). It's a wonderful Victor Hugo poem, in French of course. Just have it memorized by the end of the week so you can recite it in class. And before anyone asks, no, you can't have the poem with you while you're supposed to be reciting it.



Now, to everyone else...what's this I'm hearing about a five hour lecture? Because it appears to overlap one of my classes! I will not be accepting that as an excuse for missing class, students.

- Madame Bouquet

Tags: high school virus, mireille